A Bullet-Hell Roguelike
Roll. Shoot. Survive. Try not to fall apart.
You're lunch — and lunch has guns. Build a god-tier meatball from 35 weapons and 61 items, blast through 10 levels of bullet-hell, and outlast ten bosses who want you for dinner. Just don't stack so much you come apart at the seams.
Coming soon to Windows & Linux · Wishlists are open now
Every level ends in its own multi-phase boss with a Borderlands-style intro card. Here are three of the ten.
What cooking here
Most roguelikes punish you for grabbing too little.
MEATBALLS punishes you for grabbing too much.
Every item bolts power and weight onto your meatball. Push past your structural integrity and the seams give out — mid-fight, mid-boss, mid-brag. The best players aren't the greediest. They're the ones who know exactly how much they can carry to the door.
Eleven characters, hundreds of items, and enough weapons to turn an arena into soup.
Burn auras, chain lightning, stealth dashes, poison clouds, time-warp. Each plays nothing like the last. Unlock them by surviving.
Pea Shooter to Mincegun to Excalimeat — ranged, melee, beams, orbitals, summons. Level them, combine duplicates, and evolve a maxed weapon into one of 12 ultimate forms.
From common scraps to the Infinity Stone. Pair the right gear for synergies that rewrite your run.
Multi-phase, real archetype AI, and a splash card for every one. The Prep Cook. The Sauce King. The Meatrix.
Co-op that scales to your numbers, plus PvP free-for-all and teams. Friendly fire's off. Your aim isn't.
Play with friends online via Steam. Join or host games seamlessly.
One per level, and they get worse. The rookie's just trying to impress. The last one isn't even a kitchen.
"Still on probation. Extremely eager to impress."
"Grinds meatballs for a living. And, honestly, for fun."
"Runs the fryer at a temperature OSHA would not approve."
"Believes strongly in not wasting food. Or corpses."
"There is no spoon. Only fork. Run."
…and five more between them. Watch the reveal reel ↑
Pick your doneness, stack run mutators, and chase the global Daily Run.
…that last one's for absolute madballs only.
Coming soon to Windows & Linux. 11 meatballs, 35 weapons, 61 items, 10 bosses, 4-player LAN. Add it to your wishlist and you'll be first through the door on launch day.