A Bullet-Hell Roguelike

MEATBALLS

Roll. Shoot. Survive. Try not to fall apart.

You're lunch — and lunch has guns. Build a god-tier meatball from 35 weapons and 61 items, blast through 10 levels of bullet-hell, and outlast ten bosses who want you for dinner. Just don't stack so much you come apart at the seams.

Coming soon to Windows & Linux · Wishlists are open now

11
Meatballs
35
Weapons
61
Items
10
Bosses

Ten bosses. One kitchen.

Every level ends in its own multi-phase boss with a Borderlands-style intro card. Here are three of the ten.

What cooking here

Most roguelikes punish you for grabbing too little.
MEATBALLS punishes you for grabbing too much.

Every item bolts power and weight onto your meatball. Push past your structural integrity and the seams give out — mid-fight, mid-boss, mid-brag. The best players aren't the greediest. They're the ones who know exactly how much they can carry to the door.

Build a meatball. Make it ridiculous.

Eleven characters, hundreds of items, and enough weapons to turn an arena into soup.

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11 Meatballs

Burn auras, chain lightning, stealth dashes, poison clouds, time-warp. Each plays nothing like the last. Unlock them by surviving.

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35 Weapons

Pea Shooter to Mincegun to Excalimeat — ranged, melee, beams, orbitals, summons. Level them, combine duplicates, and evolve a maxed weapon into one of 12 ultimate forms.

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61 Items · 5 Rarities

From common scraps to the Infinity Stone. Pair the right gear for synergies that rewrite your run.

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10 Bosses · 20 Mini-Bosses

Multi-phase, real archetype AI, and a splash card for every one. The Prep Cook. The Sauce King. The Meatrix.

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4-Player LAN

Co-op that scales to your numbers, plus PvP free-for-all and teams. Friendly fire's off. Your aim isn't.

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Steam Co-op

Play with friends online via Steam. Join or host games seamlessly.

Ten cooks want you for dinner

One per level, and they get worse. The rookie's just trying to impress. The last one isn't even a kitchen.

THE PREP COOK

First of the Kitchen

"Still on probation. Extremely eager to impress."

THE BUTCHER

Master of the Meat Grinder

"Grinds meatballs for a living. And, honestly, for fun."

OL' SIZZLER

Keeper of the Deep Fryer

"Runs the fryer at a temperature OSHA would not approve."

THE NECRO-CHEF

Raiser of Leftovers

"Believes strongly in not wasting food. Or corpses."

THE MEATRIX

Reality's Final Course

"There is no spoon. Only fork. Run."

…and five more between them. Watch the reveal reel ↑

Crank the heat

Pick your doneness, stack run mutators, and chase the global Daily Run.

Rare Medium Well Done Congratulations

…that last one's for absolute madballs only.

Escape the Meatrix —
or get served.

Coming soon to Windows & Linux. 11 meatballs, 35 weapons, 61 items, 10 bosses, 4-player LAN. Add it to your wishlist and you'll be first through the door on launch day.